Dirtbag Tea Cafe Menu (2025 Update)

Located in Orangevale, CA, Dirtbag Tea Cafe offers a diverse menu catering to various dietary preferences including vegan, gluten-free, and vegetarian options. With a welcoming atmosphere and friendly service, this cafe is a hidden gem for those seeking indulgent comfort food. Customers rave about the delicious vegan offerings, particularly the Cardiac Arrest and hangover cure with tofu scramble. The generous portions and reasonable prices make it a popular choice for locals. Don't miss out on their famous cinnamon rolls that are a must-try! Whether you're looking for a hearty breakfast or a relaxing brunch spot, Dirtbag Tea Cafe is a top choice in Sacramento. Visit for a satisfying meal and enjoy the cozy ambiance both indoors and outdoors.

Breakfast - Breakfast - Entree

Corned Beef Plate

Our house-made corned beef, skillfully sauteed with our slow-cooked peperonata and fresh spinach, served with our oven-roasted potatoes, and completed with two perfectly poached eggs.

US$15.95

Breakfast Pizza

Buttermilk biscuit dough topped with house sausage gravy, candied bacon, steamed egg, spicy syrup, and chives.

US$16.99

Biscuit Sandwich

A hearty portion of scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, chives, and house sausage or bacon, stacked between a fresh buttermilk biscuit. Served with O'Brien potatoes or fruit bowl.

US$14.95

The Simple Paisley Breakfast

You're choice of breakfast meat with two eggs any style, served with our oven roasted potatoes and choice of toast.

US$13.95

Hearty Breakfast Burrito

A savory blend of your chosen protein, golden O’Brien potatoes, and fluffy eggs in a 13-inch tortilla. Enhanced with zesty pepper jack, fresh salsa verde, and creamy avocado, then finished with a micro cilantro garnish. Paired with a side of refreshing fruit.

US$14.50

Biscuits & Gravy - Fully Loaded

Enjoy two large, house-made buttermilk biscuits submerged in a hearty serving of our fresh sausage gravy, accompanied by three XL eggs cooked to your liking, and your choice of breakfast meat. All topped with a sprinkle of chives.

US$16.95

Biscuits & Gravy - Full Order

Indulge in two large, house-made, buttermilk biscuits generously smothered in our fresh country sausage gravy and sprinkled with chives.

US$12.95

Biscuits & Gravy - Half Order

Savor a large, house-made, buttermilk biscuit drenched in our freshly cooked country sausage gravy and garnished with chives.

US$7.49

Avocado Toast

Toasted challah, avocado, microgreens, deep-fried capers and 2 poached eggs, served with O'Brien potatoes. Add breakfast meat 5 Add smoked salmon 5

US$13.50

Hangover Cure

A large portion of crispy fried tater tots, topped with house-made sausage gravy and two eggs any style.

US$14.95

Breakfast Burger

Half pound burger on a house made challah bun, bacon, fried egg, and locally made Jazzy Sauce. Served with Tater Tots.

US$16.95

"The Sunny" Breakfast Burrito

Named after one of our cooks, "The Sunny" breakfast burrito has crispy tater tots, scrambled eggs with peppers and onions, pepper jack cheese, our house sausage patty, and our fresh sausage gravy. Served with a fruit cup.

US$14.50

Eggs Benedict

US$15.95

Veggie Burrito

US$14.50

Veggie Burrito Bowl

US$15.50

CUSTOM Breakfast Sandwich

Build the perfect, mouthwatering breakfast sandwich. Choose from hundreds of combinations. Go ahead, try something new.

US$8.99

Avocado Toast - Mexican Style

Avocado, cherry tomatoes, green onion, citrus, cilantro, and queso fresco

US$10.50

Avocado Toast - Bacon, Feta & Balsalmic

Avocado, bacon, green onion, feta, and balsamic glaze.

US$10.50

Avocado Toast - Tomato & Cucumber

Avodaco, capers, lemon oil, tomatoes, and cucumbers topped with spicy everything seasoning.

US$10.50

Cheeky Monkey

Your choice of peanut butter, almond butter, or Nutella, sliced banana, and a drizzle of local honey topped with chia seeds on toast.

US$8.50

Breakfast - Breakfast - Ala Carte

Breakfast - Breakfast - Sides

Fruit Cup

US$4.25

Avocado

US$3.00

Vermont Maple Syrup

US$2.00

Toast

US$1.50

Buttermilk Biscuit

US$3.50

Two Eggs

US$3.50

Sausage Gravy

US$5.75

Smoked Salmon

US$5.00

Bacon

US$5.00

Sausage Patty

US$5.00

Chorizo

US$5.00

Chicken-Apple Sausage

US$5.00

O'Brien Potatoes

US$3.50

French Fries

US$3.50

Candied Bacon

US$6.00

Vegan Breakfast Pizza

Vegan buttermilk biscuit dough topped with vegan sausage gravy, vegan bacon, turmeric tofu, spicy syrup, and chives.

US$16.99

Vegan Breakfast Burrito

House-made vegan eggs and Jackfruit chorizo, avocado, potatoes, salsa wrapped in a grilled tortilla

US$14.95

Vegan Biscuit Sandwich

Housemade vegan sausage or chicken fried portabella, housemade vegan eggs on a housemade vegan biscuit. Served with O'Brien potatoes or fruit.

US$14.50

Vegan Hangover Cure

Crispy fried Tater Tots topped with house-made vegan gravy and house-made vegan scrambled eggs

US$15.25

Vegan Cardiac Arrest

Chicken-fried portobello mushroom, biscuit, gravy, O'Brien potatoes and eggs

US$16.50

Vegan Biscuits And Gravy - Fully Loaded

Two large vegan buttermilk biscuits smothered in a hearty portion of our vegan sausage gravy. Served with our house vegan eggs, and choice of vegan sausage, vegan chorizo, or fried portabella. Topped with chives.

US$17.95

Vegan Biscuits & Gravy - Full Order

Two large vegan buttermilk biscuits smothered in vegan sausage gravy. Topped with chives.

US$12.95

Vegan Biscuits And Gravy - Half Order

One large house made vegan buttermilk biscuit smothered in our fresh vegan sausage gravy. Topped with chives.

US$7.49

Vegan Avocado Toast

Toasted challah, avocado, micro-greens, deep-fried capers and vegan eggs, served with O'Brien potatoes.

US$12.95

Tofu Scramble

Tofu, bell peppers, spinach, onions, mushrooms, served with O'Brien potatoes

US$12.95

"The Vegan Sunny" Breakfast Burrito

Named after one of our cooks, "The Vegan Sunny" breakfast burrito has crispy tater tots, vegan scrambled eggs with peppers and onions, vegan pepper jack cheese, our house vegan sausage patty, and our fresh vegan sausage gravy. Served with a fruit cup.

US$14.50

Vegan Veggie Burrito

US$14.50

Vegan Veggie Burrito Bowl

US$15.50

Vegan Breakfast - Vegan Breakfast - Entree

Vegan Breakfast - Vegan Breakfast - Ala Carte

Custom Breakfast Sandwich

US$8.99

THE Cheeky Monkey

Your choice of peanut butter, almond butter, or Nutella, sliced banana, and a drizzle of local honey topped with chia seeds on toast.

US$8.50

Side Of Gravy (VEGAN)

US$5.75

VEGAN BISCUIT

US$3.50

Jacfruit Chorizo

US$5.00

Vegan Sausage Patty

US$5.00

Vegan Breakfast - Vegan Breakfast - Sides

Lunch - Lunch - Entree

Cheeseburger

Six-ounce beef patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, Paisley pink sauce, and Sierra Nevada sharp "cheddah" cheese on a house-baked bun.

US$14.50

Let's Talk Turkey Sandwich

Thick cut oven roasted turkey and 3 pieces of bacon on a roll with brie, caramelized onions, and wilted spinach. Served with fries, homestyle chips, or side salad.

US$16.50

Jalapeno Burger

!/3 lb burger with pepperjack cheese and grilled jalapeno, lettuce and tomato. All on a house-made bun.

US$15.50

Mushroom Brie Burger

Satisfy your cravings with our mouthwatering burger that boasts a juicy all-beef patty cooked to perfection and smothered in savory mushrooms, creamy brie cheese, and caramelized onions that add a touch of sweetness. This burger is then topped with crispy lettuce and tomato, all nestled between our house-made buns.

US$15.50

Breakfast Burger

Half pound burger on a house made challah bun, bacon, fried egg, and locally made Jazzy Sauce. Served with Tater Tots.

US$16.95

BLAT

US$15.50

Wicked Cheddah

US$15.50

Pulled Pork Chorizo Sandwich With Street Corn Slaw

Our signature Pulled Pork Chorizo Sandwich, topped with a Mexican slaw of corn, cabbage, garlic, and jalapenos. Seasoned with ancho chile, queso fresco, cilantro, honey, and a tangy lime-mayo dressing, it's a flavor-packed masterpiece.

US$15.50

Peanut Butter And Bacon Jam Burger

Get ready to tantalize your taste buds with our Peanut Butter Burger with Bacon Jam! This deliciously unique burger is topped with creamy peanut butter, sweet cherry jam, and melted Swiss cheese. But the flavor doesn't stop there. Each bite also includes a delightful crunch from candied bacon and a savory punch from our homemade bacon jam. It's a symphony of flavors you won't forget!

US$16.95

Black Bean Burger

Our house black bean burger with chipotle ranch, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, onion, and tomato. Served with fries, house chips, or side salad.

US$14.50

Bacon Blue Cheese Burger

US$16.50

Rueben Sandwich

US$15.95

Cobb Salad

A classic cobb. Turkey, bacon, egg, avocado, croutons, and blue cheese.

US$14.95

Lunch - ALA CARTE

Lunch - SIDES

French Fries

US$3.50

Side Salad

US$6.25

VEGAN GRILLED CHEDDAH

US$11.95

VEGAN CHEESEBURGER

Vegan burger patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, Paisley pink sauce, and "cheddah" on a house-baked bun.

US$14.50

Jalapeno Burger

!/3 lb burger with pepperjack cheese and grilled jalapeno, lettuce and tomato. All on a house-made bun.

US$15.50

Black Bean Burger

Our house black bean burger with chipotle ranch, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, onion, and tomato. Served with fries, house chips, or side salad.

US$14.50

Vegan Lunch - MAIN COURSE

Bakery - Cinnamon Rolls

Cinnamon Roll

Oversized and decadent, made from premium cinnamon and rich creamery butter.

US$5.50

Vegan Cinnamon Roll

Oversized and decadent, made from premium cinnamon and rich creamery vegan butter.

US$5.50

Blueberry (V)

US$4.50

Lemon Poppyseed

US$4.50

Banana Walnut

US$4.50

Bakery - Muffins

Bakery - Gluten Free

Carrot Cake Cookie Sandwich

US$6.00

Churro Cookie Sandwich

US$6.00

Cookie Dough Sandwich

US$6.00

Chocolate Chip Cookie

US$4.00

Orange Juice

US$3.25

Artisan Soda

US$3.25

Kids Chocolate Milk

US$2.25

Cranberry Juice

US$3.25

V-8

US$2.00

Lemonade

US$3.45

Apple Juice

US$3.25

Coke

US$3.00

Diet Coke

US$3.00

Sprite

US$3.00

Dr. Pepper

US$3.00

Canada Dry Regular

US$3.00

A&W Root Beer

US$3.00

Diet Dr Pepper

US$3.00

Drinks - Bottled Drinks

Preserves - PRESERVES SIZE

SMALL

US$10.00

Large Jars

US$16.00

16oz Jar (Small)

US$12.00

Preserves - Marinara Sauce

Coffee Bags - COFFEE BAGS

Vienna Roast

US$12.00

Columbian DECAF

US$12.00

Tea Cozy

US$19.99

Novelty T-Cozy

US$24.99